The Mummy 2017 – Caravan of Garbage

The Weekly Planet gleefully tears into Universal’s $200 million Tom Cruise reboot-cum-franchise launcher, exposing every cringe-worthy moment—from the overblown new logo reveal to a star-studded promo shot featuring Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp. What was hyped as the dawn of the Dark Universe wound up a spectacular disaster.

If you love a good cinematic trainwreck, this review’s your jam—but it’s the marketing misfires and behind-the-scenes chaos that really steal the show. For bonus content, extended audio, podcasts, merch and more, swing by bigsandwich.co or hit up the crew on Twitter and their usual channels.

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