TL;DR
Universal’s 2004 attempt to recapture The Mummy magic with Van Helsing—starring Hugh Jackman as monster-hunter Gabriel Van Helsing and Kate Beckinsale opposite a very weird Dracula—pretty much bombed, kicking off a string of “Dark Universe” misfires until The Invisible Man finally stuck in 2020.
This is the first in a four-week “Caravan of Garbage” series that riffs on each Dark Universe flop, complete with bonus podcasts, video commentaries, merch links—and more snarky takes than you can shake a stake at.
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